Due to a lack of food in the fridge last night it was decided to go out for dinner. Living on the High Street in Stockton does have the odd perk and eating out is one of them. There are about 10 restaurants and take-aways within a 10 minute walk of our house.
We initially aimed for Papa Razzo, an excellent up market restaurant that, depending on the size of your party, offers half price food on an evening. I’ve enjoyed some tremendous food there in the past for pennies. However, since there was only 3 of us, and you needed 4 to dine for half price, we moved on to Al Forno, an Italian restaurant.
I’ve been there in the past on a couple of occasions and the food has been average but very cheap for a nice looking place. However, they seem to have taken away many of the discounted prices. We were there in time for happy hour though and were very hungry so we decided to stop. That’s where things took a turn for the worst.
On arrival we were asked to sit at the bar because the single waitress was rushed off her feet. After 10 minutes in the doorway we were seated at a very poor table (which we later moved from).
The happy hour menu was £7.95 for started plus any pizza/pasta or £9.95 for starter and any chicken meal. Now here is the odd bit. There was a little note under the pasta stating that chips would be extra at happy hour. That sounded fine to me since I never order chips with pasta (and I would expect to pay if I did).
So 15 minutes later we had our orders taken. Two of us went for pizza and pasta and one went for the chicken.
We then had a 20 minute wait for starters (which felt like an eternity when hungry). Starters were potato skins and I have no complaints, they were standard and good.
15 minutes after the starter the mains arrived. Pizza and pasta were fine but the chicken was odd. It was basically a flattened breast in a weak brown sauce*. It quickly became apparent that there was nothing else coming. The note regarding the chips applied to the chicken. We asked the waiter to clarify and that was in fact the case and he could do nothing about it because it was “company policy”.
I found this ridiculous. Chips must have a cost to the company of 20p per portion (if that), when someone is paying £10 for a meal cutting that cost is just silly. It will irritate the customer for a maximum potential profit of about £1. It’s such bad business.
Anyway we soon realised that the meals were poor anyway and halfway through them we couldn’t stand any more. We left the money on the table and left.
It has to be without doubt, the biggest waste of £8 (and I’ve bought some real crap in the past) that I can recall.
I would suggest anyone considering a meal at Al Forno reconsider immediately and try Papa Razzo instead. Failing that McDonalds and Weatherspoons offer food that is significantly better, cheaper and will be served in less than 1.5 hours.